Daddy's explaination of taxes

Eric started doing our taxes last night, and Little Miss Nosy kept asking him what he was doing, so he kept telling her that he was working on or taxes, which brought on a whole other set of questions, including, "What are taxes?" and "Why do you have to do taxes?" So Eric told her that we have to give moneys to Ogama (what Melanie calls Obama) and if we don't do our taxes, then Ogama is going to send his team of Icky Bears (the IRS) to our house and take away all of her toys. She just looked at him, floored, and said, "WHAT??" like she couldn't believe that we would ever give our moneys to Ogama! He has a way of explaining things to her that make her understand completely!!