Thursday, October 27, 2011

Lip Smackers

So I unintentionally started something bad with the girls....I introduced them to Lip Smackers. Now, I loved Lip Smackers when I was growing up and used to get them all the time, so on Saturday we went into what the girls call "the nail polish store" (Ulta) and came across Lip Smackers. Meredith had just accidentally ran into a closed door, so she was upset, and I thought that she needed a little treat. So the girls each picked out a flavor, and we were on our way. Well, Melanie decided it would be funny to start calling the Lip Smackers "Butt Smackers." Cute, right?

WELL.....Meredith thought this was just hilarious, so she decided to start calling it Butt Smackers, too....but in that little 3 year old voice of hers, where the words come out a little different than they really should...and she started calling it "Butt F***ers". I'm not making this up. I am also not making up the fact that when she got home, she smacked her daddy on the butt and said, "I'm f***ing your butt! F*** you in the butt!"

OH MY WORD! When I tried to correct her, she just started saying it more, and so I am trying to ignore it now, hoping she will stop saying it! Thank goodness she is not in school yet....but I do have to say, it is pretty darn funny hearing that come out of that sweet little mouth, especially since she has NO IDEA what she is saying!!