Now, I know I have said they are crazy before, and I don't know where they come from, etc., etc. But I am to the point where I really don't know where they get their material! Case in point:
Scene: The bathtub, last night, around 7 p.m.
2 little girls, splashing and playing together. The conversation all of a sudden turns "serious".
Meredith: "Melanie, who is your boyfriend?"
Melanie: "Juhhh.....Juhhhh.....Juhhh....."
Meredith: "Justin Bieber?"
Melanie: "No.....Juhhhh....Juhhhh.....Juhhh....."
Meredith: "Joshua?" (a boy in Melanie's class)
Melanie (embarrassed): "No, I didn't say Joshua....I said.....Boshua!"
Pause......
then a very serious Meredith: "Well, is he a nose picker?"
WHAT IN THE WORLD?????? Number 1....where did she come up with THAT question? Of all the things you ask about someone, you ask if he's a NOSE PICKER? Number 2.....I pray that their standards go up by the time they have real boyfriends....if the only thing you are going on is whether or not a guy picks his nose.....I'm not going to lie, I'm a little afraid at the quality of boys that would be coming home to meet us if that's all they are concerned about!!